By Chris Gay
Wow.Where to begin? The King of Zodiacal signs, natives of Cancer have a tendency to be handsome and quick-witted, with a strong character and high moral fiber. Cancer-ians generally possess an extremely elevated intelligence level.
They are compassionate, and will go to great lengths to help others. (As long as they’re not watching TV, sleeping, or playing ice hockey somewhere) They are generous to a fault, and romantic like you only read about.
Virtually flawless, they are born bathed in the warm summer sunshine, and serve as a constant reminder of all that is good in the world, along with the best childhood memories; laying out on a grassy terrain watching the stars, barbequing, camping and walking on the beach as the waves crash on a perfectly temperatured evening, et al.
Honestly, it’s almost unfair to go on. But I will. Fiendishly clever, astute; often with piercing blue eyes and sandy brown hair, Cancers are also great writers, and in some rare Lithuanian-Irish instances; they are ambidextrous. Sagittarius plays role. Life’s issues will work themselves out and happiness, along with a potentially massive, successful, lucrative writing, broadcasting, voice over or acting career may be on the horizon.
July Birthstone Rating-Ruby:10
A stone among stones, the Ruby is a near perfect gem. Its clarity, texture and hardness draw comparisons to its only real competition, the diamond. The Ruby’s singular drawback is merely that it’s not green.
God. The Devil. The Bet. The Fate of Mankind in the Balance. Check out my new theological, paranormal crime thriller, Ghost of a Chance.
What if a late 20th Century Jack the Ripper tearing apart a small Connecticut town was the result of a pancake shop bet between God and the devil? Imagine if Satan’s impact on the world in the new millennium hinged entirely on one police officer’s skill in hunting down a ruthless killer…hiding in plain sight. Detective Danny Seabrook is an unwitting pawn in a divine chess match with immeasurable consequences for all mankind. Set primarily in 1995, this action-packed suspense thriller features clever dialogue, humor and romance-with an ending you will never forget.
Chris Gay is an author, freelance writer, voice-over artist, broadcaster and actor. He writes and broadcasts a daily, sponsored minute radio humor spot in Hartford, Connecticut. He’s written three humor books: Shouldn’t Ice Cold Beer Be Frozen? My 365 Random Thoughts to Improve Your Life Not One Iota, And That’s the Way It Was…Give or Take: A Daily Dose of My Radio Writings, and The Bachelor Cookbook: Recipes with a Side of Sarcasm for the Single Guy. He’s currently writing his fourth humor book, Another Round of Ice Cold Beer: My 365 More Random Thoughts to Improve Your Life Not One Iota, along with the Ghost of a Chance sequel Perdition’s Wrath. He has written and voiced radio commercials, authored both comedic and non-comedic freelance articles, scripts, press releases, website, media and technical content, done occasional radio color commentary for local sports, and acted in a couple of movies and plays. He lives in Connecticut.
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