River Tubing Journal: July 25/2010:
By Chris Gay
1:13pm-Backside strikes seemingly every rock on Farmington riverbed.
1:26pm-Tube capsized in rapids by rock I can only assume is namesake of Boulder,Colorado.
3:17pm-Drifting through rainbow trout-infested waters, low on supplies. Hoping to reach land by nightfall. Was that a thunderclap?
4:08pm-No land in sight. All now seems lost, coming to the understanding I may never have Doritos again.
Chris Gay is a freelance writer, voice-over artist, broadcaster and actor. He writes and broadcasts a daily, sponsored radio humor spot in Hartford, Connecticut. He’s written two humor books: Shouldn’t Ice Cold Beer Be Frozen? My 365 Random Thoughts To Improve Your Life Not One Iota, as well as And That’s the Way It Was…Give or Take: A Daily Dose of My Radio Writings. Look for his upcoming supernatural, theological crime novel Ghost of a Chance and its sequel, Perdition’s Wrath, his humor book The Bachelor Cookbook and, written in partnership with KSpin Designs, Suesea Sunscreen and the Big Lesson. He has written and voiced radio commercials, authored both comedic and non-comedic freelance articles, scripts, and press releases, done occasional radio color commentary for local sports, and acted in a couple of movies and plays. He is the media and technical writer for national clothing company KSpin Designs, and the publicity director for the Connecticut Authors & Publishers Association. (CAPA)
Movies:
2012:
Great Hope Springs (Barfly)
2009:
Testimonies of a Quiet New England Town (Constable John Gilbert)
